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You mad?  Here’s a cape.  Now you can be super mad.

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you are not fat.  you have fat.

you also have fingernails.  you are not a fingernail.

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God won’t send you a husband until you learn how to cook.

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Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.”  So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Do Not Read The Next Sentence.

You Little Rebel.  I Like You.

 

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