You mad? Here’s a cape. Now you can be super mad.
you are not fat. you have fat.
you also have fingernails. you are not a fingernail.
God won’t send you a husband until you learn how to cook.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.” So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Do Not Read The Next Sentence.
You Little Rebel. I Like You.
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