April Humor

Today, I will be as useless as the letter “G” in Lasagna.

Really had my heart set on waking up rich today.

Hi, I’m a Uterus. I’m here to ruin your life.  (This isn’t for everyone.)

If I got kidnapped they’d probably give me back after 20 minutes because I’m annoying.

Let down your hair.

Ummm awkward.